Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Why People In Alabama Still Smoke

...and it's not always because they want to!

I used to be a chain-smoker, but now I smoke Blu e-cigarettes. While driving through Alabama today, I almost caved in and bought a pack of cigarettes.

Not because I craved one so badly, mind you, but because it took stopping at five different curb stores before I found one that carried my Blu cartridges! 

Dear Alabama, 
Stock Blu cigarettes at all of your gas stations. When I have an easier time finding something in Mississippi? Something is screwy about your selection.


You Don’t Want To Deal With Me When I’m Having A Nic Fit