Monday, September 15, 2014

On Flying (A Rant)

To the jerk-wad TSA agent who rifled through my bags: was there a reason you unscrewed my liquid foundation when the pump clearly shows it is, in fact, liquid foundation? Were you deliberately trying to spill it, or was that just an accident? Also, do you regularly steal bottles of OPI Nail Envy, or was this a first? As for the eyeliner you took, did you break that and steal the evidence, or was that outright theft?

I’m beginning to think TSA stands for Terribly Selfish Assclowns. 

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